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CARE-BASED DRINKS

Playful names. Serious care. Every drink is crafted to support your nervous system with adaptogens, gentle caffeine, and thoughtful ingredients. Inspired by Café da Fonk's care-based approach.

Adaptogenic Add-Ons

Syrups and powders for home use

Mint Motion Syrup

$14.00

8oz bottle. Fresh mint + vanilla concentrate. Add to espresso or coffee with milk for light, cool, steady energy.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Gentle caffeine support with cooling mint for nervous system regulation. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Butter Believe It Syrup

$14.00

8oz bottle. Toasted soba-cha tea + brown sugar concentrate. Naturally buttery, soothing flavor for coffee or lattes.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Soba-cha provides grounding warmth without overstimulation. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

On & Poppin' Syrup

$14.00

8oz bottle. Poppyseed concentrate. Add to coffee with milk or tonic water. Nutty, floral, energizing.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Playful energy with floral notes for gentle stimulation. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Petals to the Metal Syrup

$16.00

8oz bottle. Rose, chamomile, lavender, orange blossom + red beet concentrate. Bright, floral, intriguing.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Floral adaptogens support emotional regulation and calm. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Calmmm Brew Syrup

$16.00

8oz bottle. Ashwagandha, cinnamon, sea-salt vanilla concentrate. Adrenal-supportive, calming.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Ashwagandha reduces cortisol and supports stress resilience. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Chagachinoo Syrup

$16.00

8oz bottle. Chaga mushroom + honey concentrate. Earthy, rich, balancing. Perfect for coffee or oat milk lattes.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Chaga mushroom supports immune function and grounding. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Mocha Chagachinoo Syrup

$18.00

8oz bottle. Cacao + chaga + honey concentrate. Deep chocolate grounding for coffee or milk drinks.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Cacao + chaga provide antioxidants and sustained calm energy. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Bay Be Steady Syrup

$14.00

8oz bottle. Bay leaf + clove brown sugar concentrate. Warm, grounding, calming for coffee or tea.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Bay leaf and clove support digestion and nervous system calm. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Fig-urrr It Out Syrup

$14.00

8oz bottle. Fig leaf concentrate. Deep, silky, nostalgic flavor for coffee or milk drinks.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Fig leaf offers gentle sweetness and grounding comfort. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Banana Be Bussin Syrup

$14.00

8oz bottle. Fresh banana cream concentrate. Soft, clean, not too sweet. Perfect for coffee or smoothies.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Banana provides natural potassium and gentle energy. Mix 1-2 tbsp per drink.

Care-Based Teas

Herbal infusions for calm and regulation

Fresh Mint Tea (Loose Leaf)

$12.00

2oz bag. Dried mint leaves. Cooling, clarifying herbal infusion.

Makes 20-25 cups. Mint soothes digestion and cools the nervous system. Steep 1 tsp per cup.

Fresh Ginger Tea (Loose Leaf)

$12.00

2oz bag. Dried ginger root. Warming, grounding herbal infusion.

Makes 20-25 cups. Ginger supports circulation and digestive comfort. Steep 1 tsp per cup.

Rose Tree Tea (Loose Leaf)

$14.00

2oz bag. Hibiscus, rose, mint, citrus blend. Floral, tart, heart opening.

Makes 20-25 cups. Rose and hibiscus support heart health and emotional openness. Steep 1 tsp per cup.

Lavender Chamomile Tea (Loose Leaf)

$14.00

2oz bag. Lavender + chamomile blend. Soft, calming, evening-friendly.

Makes 20-25 cups. Classic nervine herbs for deep relaxation. Steep 1 tsp per cup.

Rosemary Honey Black Tea (Loose Leaf)

$14.00

2oz bag. Black tea with rosemary + honey. Focused, herbal, steady.

Makes 20-25 cups. Rosemary enhances memory and mental clarity. Steep 1 tsp per cup.

Cold Drinks

Refreshing, crisp, gently energizing

Fonkberg Fizz Concentrate

$16.00

12oz bottle. Mate syrup concentrate for sparkling water. Bright, herbal, fuzzy energy.

Makes 12-15 drinks. Yerba mate provides clean energy without jitters. Mix 1 oz with sparkling water.

Kalte Katze Cold Brew Concentrate

$18.00

16oz bottle. Cold brew concentrate with citrus peel. Bright, crisp, gently uplifting. Just add water or milk.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Gentle cold brew with refreshing citrus for light energy. Mix 1:1 with water or milk.

Human Conditioned Cold Brew Concentrate

$20.00

16oz bottle. Cold brew made with mineral + herbal water. Smooth, grounded, easy on the body.

Makes 8-10 drinks. Mineral-rich water enhances absorption and reduces acidity. Mix 1:1 with water or milk.

Beans & Milks

For your home brewing ritual

Regenerative Medium Roast

$18.00

12oz bag of regeneratively farmed coffee beans. Smooth, balanced, ethically sourced.

Makes 24-30 cups. Regenerative farming heals the land and supports farmer livelihoods.

Gentle Decaf

$18.00

12oz bag of Swiss water process decaf. All the ritual, none of the buzz.

Makes 24-30 cups. Chemical-free decaf for those seeking calm coffee rituals.

Housemade Oat Milk Concentrate

$14.00

16oz bottle of oat milk concentrate. Creamy, slightly sweet, no gums or fillers. Just add water.

Makes 64oz (half gallon) of oat milk. Mix 1:3 with water. Made fresh for better flavor and calmer digestion.

A note on care: Every drink is made with nervous system support in mind. Gentle caffeine, adaptogenic ingredients, and thoughtful preparation. We're here for relief, not optimization.

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